1
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<i>- Here's what went down
last week on shameless.</i>

2
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<i>- Me.
A lot.</i>

3
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<i>- Ew.
Carl.</i>

4
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<i>- I handled enough
personal liability claims</i>

5
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<i>to know what a six-figure payout
looks like.</i>

6
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<i>You better bring
me a mangled femur.</i>

7
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<i>Hey, if you don't have
the stones to hobble yourself,</i>

8
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<i>find someone
who'll do it for you.</i>

9
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<i>- Aah!
- You promised to help</i>

10
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<i>terrorize my parents in exchange</i>

11
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<i>for me giving you stuff.
A deal's a deal.</i>

12
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<i>- How much
to stop dating her?</i>

13
00:00:27,064 --> 00:00:28,857
<i>How about $5,000?
- Is he serious?</i>

14
00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,317
<i>He's gonna pay me
not to date your daughter?</i>

15
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<i>- How about $10,000?</i>

16
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<i>- 10 grand.
Should have held out.</i>

17
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<i>- You lost your virginity?
- Does it count if it's rape?</i>

18
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<i>- A million guys would kill
to be raped by you.</i>

19
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<i>- Oh, would you shut up already?
- You hear Amy crying?</i>

20
00:00:41,995 --> 00:00:44,081
<i>- You're more into the babies
than you are me.</i>

21
00:00:44,164 --> 00:00:45,791
<i>- I'm sorry that I
care about their well-being.</i>

22
00:00:45,874 --> 00:00:47,459
<i>- What about my well-being?</i>

23
00:00:47,543 --> 00:00:50,337
<i>- Our bassist plays.
He's kind of a genius.</i>

24
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<i>- Are you asking me on a date?
- I'll see you there.</i>

25
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<i>This is my girlfriend, gigi.</i>

26
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<i>- Your girlfriend?
- Fiona is Gus's friend.</i>

27
00:01:01,139 --> 00:01:03,267
<i>- Holy shit.</i>

28
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<i>- ♪ think of all the luck
you got ♪</i>

29
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<i>♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪</i>

30
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<i>♪ you were beaming
once before ♪</i>

31
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<i>♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪</i>

32
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<i>♪ what is this downside ♪</i>

33
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<i>♪ that you speak of? ♪</i>

34
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<i>♪ What is this feeling ♪</i>

35
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<i>♪ you're so sure of? ♪</i>

36
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<i>♪ round up the friends
you got ♪</i>

37
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<i>♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪</i>

38
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<i>♪ you were willing
once before ♪</i>

39
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<i>♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪</i>

40
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<i>♪ what is this downside ♪</i>

41
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<i>♪ that you speak of? ♪</i>

42
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<i>♪ What is this feeling ♪</i>

43
00:02:07,664 --> 00:02:11,251
<i>♪ you're so sure of? ♪</i>

44
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<i>- Wakey, wakey.</i>

45
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<i>Come on, buddy.
Up and at 'em.</i>

46
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<i>- Morning.
- Well, you're in a good mood</i>

47
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<i>for a man covered
in pigeon shit.</i>

48
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<i>- I think I
overdid it last night.</i>

49
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<i>Celebrating my last day
below the poverty line.</i>

50
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<i>- Win the lottery?
- Insurance payout.</i>

51
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<i>I earned it, too.</i>

52
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<i>Broke my femur last winter.</i>

53
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<i>Tore all...
- Yeah. Good for you.</i>

54
00:02:45,786 --> 00:02:47,162
<i>Meanwhile, why don't you wait
for your limousine</i>

55
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<i>somewhere else?</i>

56
00:02:55,879 --> 00:02:57,881
<i>- ♪ It's hot in here
even with the fan on ♪</i>

57
00:02:57,964 --> 00:03:02,302
<i>♪ and I'm sweaty ♪</i>

58
00:03:02,386 --> 00:03:06,390
<i>- ♪ My balls are sweaty, too ♪</i>

59
00:03:06,473 --> 00:03:11,353
<i>- Uh, huh. Go on.
- ♪ but I am cool with that ♪</i>

60
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<i>♪ yeah, 'cause I am cool
with you ♪</i>

61
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<i>The ballad of sweaty balls?</i>

62
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<i>- Yeah, that's...
That's the title.</i>

63
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<i>Just got to come up
with a bridge.</i>

64
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<i>- How are we not sick
of each other?</i>

65
00:03:27,786 --> 00:03:29,996
<i>- Hm, yeah,
it's only been a week.</i>

66
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<i>So any day now?</i>

67
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<i>Actually,
it's been about 9 days</i>

68
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<i>and 12 hours, but, you know,
who's counting?</i>

69
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<i>Do you like that?</i>

70
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<i>- Oh, yeah.
- Nice.</i>

71
00:04:02,487 --> 00:04:05,073
<i>- Hey.
- Hi.</i>

72
00:04:08,618 --> 00:04:10,370
<i>- Oh, thanks for the ride.</i>

73
00:04:10,454 --> 00:04:12,539
<i>- It's weird
to see you here.</i>

74
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<i>Like, I cut you
out of a photograph</i>

75
00:04:13,957 --> 00:04:15,625
<i>and pasted you
into this background.</i>

76
00:04:15,709 --> 00:04:18,628
<i>- Yeah. You know, it's weird
for me to see me here.</i>

77
00:04:18,712 --> 00:04:19,963
<i>- So glad you came.</i>

78
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<i>Come on.
- Okay.</i>

79
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<i>It's, uh...</i>

80
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<i>It's nice...</i>

81
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<i>You know, if you like
this kind of thing.</i>

82
00:04:38,982 --> 00:04:40,859
<i>- Girls are out playing
a squash tournament.</i>

83
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<i>My parents
are cheering them on.</i>

84
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<i>They're all
driving me insane.</i>

85
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<i>I mean, my little sisters
are cute, but they know it.</i>

86
00:04:46,948 --> 00:04:48,825
<i>So you sort of want
to drown them.</i>

87
00:04:48,909 --> 00:04:50,952
<i>And my older sister's
a programmed robot,</i>

88
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<i>would jump off a building
if my parents told her to.</i>

89
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<i>And my dad...</i>

90
00:04:54,623 --> 00:04:56,082
<i>Well, you know my dad.</i>

91
00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:57,918
<i>- Oh, yeah. He, ah,
he want his 10 grand back?</i>

92
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<i>- Don't hate me
because my dad's a douchebag.</i>

93
00:05:00,295 --> 00:05:03,465
<i>- As long as I get a break
from hauling rocks,</i>

94
00:05:03,548 --> 00:05:07,344
<i>douchebaggery is...
It's not a problem.</i>

95
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<i>- ♪ a nigga gotta get
that money ♪</i>

96
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<i>- ♪ that money ♪
- ♪ a nigga gotta get ♪</i>

97
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<i>♪ that dough ♪
- ♪ that dough ♪</i>

98
00:05:16,895 --> 00:05:18,688
<i>- ♪ a nigga gotta get
that money ♪</i>

99
00:05:18,772 --> 00:05:20,190
<i>- ♪ that money ♪
- ♪ a nigga gotta get ♪</i>

100
00:05:20,273 --> 00:05:21,608
<i>♪ that dough ♪
- ♪ that dough ♪</i>

101
00:05:21,691 --> 00:05:23,318
<i>- ♪ a nigga gotta get
that money ♪</i>

102
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<i>- Hey. What's up, yo?
How's your day looking?</i>

103
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<i>- Well, I was thinking
I should go on the pill.</i>

104
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<i>- So, you're gonna be...
- Well, since things are over</i>

105
00:05:33,578 --> 00:05:36,414
<i>with Matty, I figure it's best
to be prepared for next time,</i>

106
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<i>don't you?
- Yeah.</i>

107
00:05:38,124 --> 00:05:39,626
<i>But there's...There's more
than pregnancy</i>

108
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<i>to worry about.</i>

109
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<i>How about we stick to condoms?</i>

110
00:05:42,128 --> 00:05:43,922
<i>- They're only 82% effective.</i>

111
00:05:44,005 --> 00:05:45,632
<i>I should use the pill
as a back-up.</i>

112
00:05:45,715 --> 00:05:49,219
<i>- Okay. I'll make an appointment
at planned parenthood.</i>

113
00:05:49,302 --> 00:05:51,346
<i>- I got to run.
- Huh, like you need to be</i>

114
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<i>somewhere.
- While you're sitting</i>

115
00:05:52,514 --> 00:05:53,849
<i>on your lazy ass,
I'll be at my job.</i>

116
00:05:53,932 --> 00:05:55,350
<i>- What job?</i>

117
00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:57,185
<i>And please eat
more than just a pop-tart.</i>

118
00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,937
<i>- I got hired
at the fruit market.</i>

119
00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:01,189
<i>- You only said that because she
handed you a piece of fruit.</i>

120
00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:03,692
<i>What would you even do there?
You can't even walk.</i>

121
00:06:06,862 --> 00:06:08,280
<i>- Uh, morning.</i>

122
00:06:08,363 --> 00:06:10,866
<i>- Everybody, this is Gus.</i>

123
00:06:10,949 --> 00:06:12,158
<i>We got in late last night.</i>

124
00:06:12,242 --> 00:06:14,077
<i>And, well,
you're meeting him now.</i>

125
00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,329
<i>That's, ah, Debbie, Carl,
and Liam.</i>

126
00:06:16,413 --> 00:06:17,706
<i>- Hi.
- Who are you again?</i>

127
00:06:17,789 --> 00:06:18,957
<i>- He's with Fiona, stupid.</i>

128
00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,584
<i>She mentioned him, like,
20 times.</i>

129
00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:23,545
<i>- Boyfriend and girlfriend
or just fuck buddies?</i>

130
00:06:23,628 --> 00:06:25,505
<i>- Welcome to my family.</i>

131
00:06:35,849 --> 00:06:37,642
<i>- Lou.</i>

132
00:06:37,726 --> 00:06:39,644
<i>- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.</i>

133
00:06:39,728 --> 00:06:41,938
<i>I do business at the office,
frank, not at my house.</i>

134
00:06:42,022 --> 00:06:44,816
<i>- Just tell me
if my insurance check came in.</i>

135
00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:46,067
<i>- For your leg?</i>

136
00:06:46,151 --> 00:06:47,277
<i>- The hell else
would I mean?</i>

137
00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,278
<i>- Yeah, it's in.</i>

138
00:06:48,361 --> 00:06:49,529
<i>- How much?</i>

139
00:06:49,613 --> 00:06:53,491
<i>- 121 grand.
- Sweet mother of Jesus.</i>

140
00:06:53,575 --> 00:06:56,786
<i>$121,000.</i>

141
00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:58,163
<i>I'm gonna rebuild my brewery.</i>

142
00:06:58,246 --> 00:07:00,415
<i>- What's that smell?</i>

143
00:07:00,498 --> 00:07:01,833
<i>- It's pigeon shit.</i>

144
00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:04,586
<i>- I'm gonna go out on a limb
and say that you</i>

145
00:07:04,669 --> 00:07:06,630
<i>celebrated last night,
and then you blacked out.</i>

146
00:07:06,713 --> 00:07:10,091
<i>- And your point?
- The check came in.</i>

147
00:07:10,175 --> 00:07:11,885
<i>Okay, you showed up
at exactly this time yesterday</i>

148
00:07:11,968 --> 00:07:13,303
<i>to sign for it.
- No.</i>

149
00:07:13,386 --> 00:07:15,138
<i>You told me
it was coming in on Tuesday.</i>

150
00:07:15,221 --> 00:07:16,890
<i>I wrote it down.</i>

151
00:07:16,973 --> 00:07:21,478
<i>- And it is Wednesday.</i>

152
00:07:21,561 --> 00:07:23,480
<i>- What the hell
happened to Tuesday?</i>

153
00:07:23,563 --> 00:07:26,483
<i>I never black out for a whole
day unless I'm smoking crack.</i>

154
00:07:26,566 --> 00:07:30,070
<i>- Well, we opened you an account
at dorset bank, okay?</i>

155
00:07:30,153 --> 00:07:31,780
<i>Full balance was deposited
yesterday by wire.</i>

156
00:07:31,863 --> 00:07:33,740
<i>- Do you promise
you're not just messing with me?</i>

157
00:07:33,823 --> 00:07:36,493
<i>- Good-bye, frank.
- Ha.</i>

158
00:07:36,576 --> 00:07:41,957
<i>I'd kiss you, Lou, only
neither of us would enjoy that.</i>

159
00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,501
<i>Yes!</i>

160
00:07:46,836 --> 00:07:49,255
<i>- Yeah, great.
Just put them on the couch.</i>

161
00:07:52,759 --> 00:07:54,052
<i>- What's that?</i>

162
00:07:54,135 --> 00:07:55,679
<i>- They found my suitcase.</i>

163
00:07:55,762 --> 00:07:56,763
<i>- Suitcase?</i>

164
00:07:56,846 --> 00:07:57,973
<i>- From my trip.</i>

165
00:07:58,056 --> 00:08:00,809
<i>- Trip?
Uh, right, forgot.</i>

166
00:08:00,892 --> 00:08:02,644
<i>- I'm sorry, are you still
waiting around for, like,</i>

167
00:08:02,727 --> 00:08:04,270
<i>a fucking tip or something?
'Cause I'm pretty sure</i>

168
00:08:04,354 --> 00:08:05,563
<i>you guys lost the baggage,
right?</i>

169
00:08:05,647 --> 00:08:06,940
<i>That means go.
Good-bye.</i>

170
00:08:07,023 --> 00:08:10,026
<i>Thank you.
Holy fuck.</i>

171
00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:13,154
<i>- Nice suitcase, Mr. Shang.</i>

172
00:08:13,238 --> 00:08:15,407
<i>- Somebody rings the doorbell,
tells me he's with an airline,</i>

173
00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:16,908
<i>and hands me
somebody's shit.</i>

174
00:08:16,992 --> 00:08:18,743
<i>Ass clown.
- Switched the last two numbers</i>

175
00:08:18,827 --> 00:08:20,453
<i>in the address.
He'll be back for it, you know.</i>

176
00:08:20,537 --> 00:08:22,247
<i>- He's gonna be shit
out of luck, won't he?</i>

177
00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:25,291
<i>Think this'll fit?
Kind of sexy.</i>

178
00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:28,670
<i>- Case, shirt, socks...</i>

179
00:08:28,753 --> 00:08:30,130
<i>Lisinopril.</i>

180
00:08:30,213 --> 00:08:31,589
<i>Should I Google it?
See what it does?</i>

181
00:08:31,673 --> 00:08:33,550
<i>- No. You should give me some,
and I'll let you know.</i>

182
00:08:35,135 --> 00:08:36,511
<i>I'm gonna wash this down
with a beer.</i>

183
00:08:36,594 --> 00:08:38,596
<i>You want one?
- Yeah, fuck it.</i>

184
00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:44,936
<i>- See, what you have
to understand is,</i>

185
00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,479
<i>they're not
identical twins.</i>

186
00:08:46,563 --> 00:08:48,440
<i>They're whatever
it is when...</i>

187
00:08:48,523 --> 00:08:49,441
<i>When you're not
identical.</i>

188
00:08:49,524 --> 00:08:51,359
<i>Separate individuals.</i>

189
00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:55,613
<i>Like when I serve them grapes,
they're a choking hazard.</i>

190
00:08:55,697 --> 00:08:59,325
<i>That's why I cut them this way
and once that way.</i>

191
00:08:59,409 --> 00:09:01,453
<i>Amy loves them,
goes crazy for them.</i>

192
00:09:01,536 --> 00:09:03,747
<i>But Jemma,
gives her diarrhea.</i>

193
00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:07,959
<i>Separate individuals.</i>

194
00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:10,211
<i>And that's Amy
waking up first, excuse me.</i>

195
00:09:12,922 --> 00:09:14,257
<i>- Hey.
- What?</i>

196
00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:16,092
<i>- Would you please stop
torturing the girl?</i>

197
00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:17,844
<i>She's been babysitting
since she was 14.</i>

198
00:09:17,927 --> 00:09:19,554
<i>- Well, why can't Fiona do it?
Or your mom?</i>

199
00:09:19,637 --> 00:09:21,306
<i>- Fiona is working,
and mama is playing bingo.</i>

200
00:09:21,389 --> 00:09:23,641
<i>We haven't been on a date
since the kids were born.</i>

201
00:09:23,725 --> 00:09:26,686
<i>I need to get dressed up
and be sexy for my man.</i>

202
00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:28,396
<i>And baby,
I need to get laid.</i>

203
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,106
<i>Maybe we can get
a motel room.</i>

204
00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:32,233
<i>- That sounds great and all,
but...</i>

205
00:09:32,317 --> 00:09:34,402
<i>- But what?</i>

206
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:37,822
<i>- I-i-i-i just...I don't feel
comfortable leaving the girls</i>

207
00:09:37,906 --> 00:09:39,407
<i>with a complete stranger.</i>

208
00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:42,660
<i>Maybe in a couple months
or something.</i>

209
00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,624
<i>- Louise, thank you
for coming by.</i>

210
00:09:47,707 --> 00:09:49,667
<i>Tonight isn't
gonna work out.</i>

211
00:09:49,751 --> 00:09:50,710
<i>- Baby, I'm sorry.</i>

212
00:09:50,794 --> 00:09:52,003
<i>It's just...
- No.</i>

213
00:09:52,087 --> 00:09:53,421
<i>You don't want to go
on a date,</i>

214
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,839
<i>you can stay here
and feed Jemma grapes.</i>

215
00:09:54,923 --> 00:09:56,382
<i>- Not Jemma.
Not Jemma, Amy.</i>

216
00:09:56,466 --> 00:09:58,134
<i>- Babysit them
until they're 18.</i>

217
00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:01,638
<i>I don't give a shit.
I'll go on date night by myself.</i>

218
00:10:09,395 --> 00:10:10,980
<i>- You like it?</i>

219
00:10:11,064 --> 00:10:14,317
<i>- This is
your parents' room?</i>

220
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,487
<i>- Before they're back,
let's have sex on their bed.</i>

221
00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:18,571
<i>- I'm game.</i>

222
00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:22,450
<i>- Vagina sex.</i>

223
00:10:24,786 --> 00:10:26,162
<i>- That's like...That's...</i>

224
00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:27,789
<i>That's kind of a big deal
for you, right?</i>

225
00:10:27,872 --> 00:10:29,415
<i>I mean, well, what changed?</i>

226
00:10:29,499 --> 00:10:31,126
<i>- You are such
a commitment-phobe.</i>

227
00:10:31,209 --> 00:10:32,961
<i>- No, no, no.
I'm just...I'm just curious.</i>

228
00:10:33,044 --> 00:10:34,420
<i>- Well, I wrote on Facebook</i>

229
00:10:34,504 --> 00:10:36,381
<i>that I was saving myself
for my future husband.</i>

230
00:10:36,464 --> 00:10:38,007
<i>But no one
thought it was romantic.</i>

231
00:10:38,091 --> 00:10:39,676
<i>You know, not if I'm gonna
tell them</i>

232
00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:41,511
<i>that I've been fucked
in the ass and blown guys</i>

233
00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:42,929
<i>and had them jerk off
in my face.</i>

234
00:10:43,012 --> 00:10:44,681
<i>- You put that on Facebook?</i>

235
00:10:44,764 --> 00:10:47,100
<i>- Also, try not to freak out
about this, but I like you.</i>

236
00:10:47,183 --> 00:10:48,351
<i>We're not gonna get married
or anything.</i>

237
00:10:48,434 --> 00:10:50,311
<i>Right?
So you're good practice.</i>

238
00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,319
<i>- ♪ take a ride with your nigga
take a ride with your nigga ♪</i>

239
00:10:58,403 --> 00:11:00,822
<i>♪ take a ride with your nigga
won't you ride with me ♪</i>

240
00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:02,782
<i>- Tiny Tim.
What's up?</i>

241
00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:05,451
<i>- Yo, I'm supposed
to work with you guys.</i>

242
00:11:05,535 --> 00:11:07,120
<i>- Work my Johnson.</i>

243
00:11:07,203 --> 00:11:09,831
<i>G-dog around?</i>

244
00:11:09,914 --> 00:11:11,291
<i>- What about g?</i>

245
00:11:11,374 --> 00:11:13,126
<i>- He said I could help out.</i>

246
00:11:20,049 --> 00:11:22,552
<i>Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.</i>

247
00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:25,972
<i>What's up?
- Put those on, man.</i>

248
00:11:26,055 --> 00:11:27,640
<i>- Khakis and docksiders?</i>

249
00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:29,475
<i>- Look. White people,
they be coming from downtown,</i>

250
00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:31,227
<i>driving their Lexus
and whatnot right?</i>

251
00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:32,812
<i>But they afraid to stop.</i>

252
00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:35,857
<i>They be taking our money
to the fucking polacks on 18th.</i>

253
00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:37,692
<i>I need a kid
they ain't afraid of.</i>

254
00:11:37,775 --> 00:11:40,778
<i>You know, a little white boy
on crutches and shit.</i>

255
00:11:40,862 --> 00:11:42,822
<i>You know, you're like a...
A greeter at Walmart.</i>

256
00:11:42,906 --> 00:11:44,824
<i>You feel me?</i>

257
00:11:44,908 --> 00:11:46,868
<i>Now look,
put that shit on, son.</i>

258
00:11:46,951 --> 00:11:49,954
<i>And if you see a cracker buying
crack, your ass better jump.</i>

259
00:11:50,038 --> 00:11:51,039
<i>You hear me?</i>

260
00:12:01,716 --> 00:12:04,469
<i>- Sir, would you
like more coffee?</i>

261
00:12:04,552 --> 00:12:06,804
<i>- Oh. Well,
thank you, ma'am.</i>

262
00:12:06,888 --> 00:12:08,514
<i>- You want sugar in that?</i>

263
00:12:08,598 --> 00:12:11,309
<i>Or if it's too hot,
I could blow on it.</i>

264
00:12:11,392 --> 00:12:12,852
<i>- You know what's weird?
- Hmm?</i>

265
00:12:12,936 --> 00:12:16,022
<i>- Sitting in a family diner
with an erection.</i>

266
00:12:16,105 --> 00:12:17,523
<i>- I'll keep that image
in mind</i>

267
00:12:17,607 --> 00:12:19,901
<i>while I'm clearing plates
of fried eggs.</i>

268
00:12:24,697 --> 00:12:26,449
<i>- If he's gonna enjoy
our air conditioning all day,</i>

269
00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:29,035
<i>he's got to order
more than an English muffin.</i>

270
00:12:29,118 --> 00:12:30,453
<i>- I'll make him
have pancakes.</i>

271
00:12:30,536 --> 00:12:32,664
<i>- Looky you.
You're glowing, girl.</i>

272
00:12:32,747 --> 00:12:34,749
<i>It must be
all that good sex.</i>

273
00:12:34,832 --> 00:12:36,668
<i>- Best part
is there's no drama,</i>

274
00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:38,586
<i>which usually just
means I'm bored.</i>

275
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,505
<i>But instead,
I think I'm just happy.</i>

276
00:12:40,588 --> 00:12:42,090
<i>- We're glad for you.</i>

277
00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:44,008
<i>Let us know
how week two goes.</i>

278
00:12:55,019 --> 00:12:57,981
<i>- I, um...I made...Uh,</i>

279
00:12:58,064 --> 00:12:59,857
<i>I opened an account
here yesterday.</i>

280
00:12:59,941 --> 00:13:01,234
<i>Name's frank Gallagher.</i>

281
00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:02,402
<i>- Security?</i>

282
00:13:02,485 --> 00:13:03,695
<i>- Uh, Mr. Gallagher.</i>

283
00:13:03,778 --> 00:13:04,904
<i>I'll...I'll take this,
Lindsay.</i>

284
00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,447
<i>Thank you.
We're fine.</i>

285
00:13:06,531 --> 00:13:07,657
<i>Uh, can I get you anything?</i>

286
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:09,200
<i>Coffee?
Danish?</i>

287
00:13:09,284 --> 00:13:10,827
<i>- No.
What kind of Danish?</i>

288
00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:12,912
<i>- Here.
Sit.</i>

289
00:13:12,996 --> 00:13:13,830
<i>Go.</i>

290
00:13:16,374 --> 00:13:19,002
<i>So, uh, where did we leave off?</i>

291
00:13:19,085 --> 00:13:23,006
<i>Our, uh, premium money market
is at 1.65.</i>

292
00:13:23,089 --> 00:13:25,800
<i>But say we pair you
with a financial manager,</i>

293
00:13:25,883 --> 00:13:27,719
<i>personalize your portfolio,</i>

294
00:13:27,802 --> 00:13:31,264
<i>focus on your long-term
financial goals, your...</i>

295
00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:33,641
<i>Your plan for retirement?</i>

296
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,476
<i>- I want to make
a withdrawal.</i>

297
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,644
<i>- What?
- My money.</i>

298
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:37,812
<i>I want to get it.</i>

299
00:13:37,895 --> 00:13:38,938
<i>- We don't have it.</i>

300
00:13:39,022 --> 00:13:40,189
<i>- How's that?
- You...</i>

301
00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:41,858
<i>You withdrew it yesterday.</i>

302
00:13:41,941 --> 00:13:43,568
<i>We...we had to send out
to that other branch</i>

303
00:13:43,651 --> 00:13:45,445
<i>for those hundreds.</i>

304
00:13:45,528 --> 00:13:48,114
<i>It's not every day someone
wants $121,000 in cash, so...</i>

305
00:13:48,197 --> 00:13:49,866
<i>- I got all of it?
- Yes.</i>

306
00:13:49,949 --> 00:13:51,659
<i>But if you'd like
to leave a portion</i>

307
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,453
<i>of your settlement with us
to invest, we'd certainly...</i>

308
00:13:53,536 --> 00:13:56,664
<i>- Did I happen to say where I
was going when I left here?</i>

309
00:13:56,748 --> 00:14:00,251
<i>- No.</i>

310
00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:01,794
<i>- I say anything at all?</i>

311
00:14:01,878 --> 00:14:04,630
<i>- Just that you were going
to celebrate.</i>

312
00:14:04,714 --> 00:14:06,632
<i>I take it you had fun.</i>

313
00:14:21,731 --> 00:14:22,815
<i>- Debbie.</i>

314
00:14:22,899 --> 00:14:24,150
<i>How was your party?</i>

315
00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:26,611
<i>Ally's cousin told us
about it.</i>

316
00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:28,529
<i>- It was fun.
- Maybe not so fun</i>

317
00:14:28,613 --> 00:14:31,616
<i>for the boy you raped.
Never heard of that.</i>

318
00:14:31,699 --> 00:14:34,202
<i>A girl who had to rape a boy
to get laid.</i>

319
00:14:34,285 --> 00:14:38,039
<i>How does that work?</i>

320
00:14:43,336 --> 00:14:44,504
<i>- Get the fuck off me.</i>

321
00:14:46,339 --> 00:14:47,256
<i>- Hey, whoa.</i>

322
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,257
<i>Whoa, hey.</i>

323
00:14:48,341 --> 00:14:49,759
<i>Get off.</i>

324
00:14:49,842 --> 00:14:51,386
<i>Hey.
Hey, whoa.</i>

325
00:14:51,469 --> 00:14:53,846
<i>Hey.
Cut it...</i>

326
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:55,681
<i>Come on.
Four on one, that's not cool.</i>

327
00:14:55,765 --> 00:14:57,266
<i>- None of your
fucking business.</i>

328
00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,560
<i>- Yeah? Why don't you find
four other girls to fight?</i>

329
00:14:59,644 --> 00:15:01,396
<i>I'll let you tear
each other's eyes out.</i>

330
00:15:01,479 --> 00:15:04,357
<i>Otherwise beat it.</i>

331
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,359
<i>- Rapist bitch.</i>

332
00:15:11,072 --> 00:15:14,534
<i>- That...that was the nicest
thing anyone's ever done for me.</i>

333
00:15:14,617 --> 00:15:15,576
<i>- You okay?</i>

334
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,078
<i>- Yeah.</i>

335
00:15:17,161 --> 00:15:18,955
<i>- Look, I saw you throw
the first punch.</i>

336
00:15:19,038 --> 00:15:20,790
<i>If you're gonna
start a four-on-one like that,</i>

337
00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:25,336
<i>you better pick up some moves
'cause that was pathetic.</i>

338
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:27,380
<i>- Wait!
What's reflex athletics?</i>

339
00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,518
<i>- What are you working on?</i>

340
00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:42,103
<i>- A video game.</i>

341
00:15:42,186 --> 00:15:43,855
<i>I write music
for video games.</i>

342
00:15:43,938 --> 00:15:45,565
<i>- You didn't tell me that.
That's cool.</i>

343
00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:47,191
<i>- You want cool?
Okay.</i>

344
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,944
<i>Well, uh, this game
is called "ham scramble."</i>

345
00:15:50,027 --> 00:15:51,487
<i>It's for ages 4 and up.</i>

346
00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:53,531
<i>You have to smash
as many little pigs as possible</i>

347
00:15:53,614 --> 00:15:55,408
<i>with a big purple hammer.</i>

348
00:15:55,491 --> 00:15:56,909
<i>- What music goes with that?</i>

349
00:15:56,993 --> 00:15:59,287
<i>- Oh, I'm creating
a moving stream motif</i>

350
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:02,915
<i>as a reminder
of our own mortality.</i>

351
00:16:02,999 --> 00:16:05,334
<i>It plays every time one of the
little green pigs gets crushed.</i>

352
00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:09,046
<i>- The pigs are green?
- They are.</i>

353
00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:11,549
<i>Did I mention that i'm
falling in love with you?</i>

354
00:16:11,632 --> 00:16:13,384
<i>- No.</i>

355
00:16:13,468 --> 00:16:16,971
<i>Uh, thank you.</i>

356
00:16:17,054 --> 00:16:20,475
<i>- Yeah, I just, uh...
I wasn't gonna say anything.</i>

357
00:16:20,558 --> 00:16:22,393
<i>A thought that I had.</i>

358
00:16:25,229 --> 00:16:28,900
<i>Go away, now it's awkward.</i>

359
00:16:28,983 --> 00:16:31,819
<i>Uh, more coffee, please.
- Uh.</i>

360
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,404
<i>- Thanks.</i>

361
00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:45,791
<i>- Hi.
- Whatever time</i>

362
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:48,377
<i>you get off work tonight,
you're going dancing.</i>

363
00:16:48,461 --> 00:16:50,796
<i>And if you have other plans,
you're gonna cancel.</i>

364
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,256
<i>- Anything else?
- You can't bring</i>

365
00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,217
<i>your new boyfriend.</i>

366
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,676
<i>- Okay.
- It's not negotiable,</i>

367
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,053
<i>so don't try it.</i>

368
00:16:57,136 --> 00:16:58,763
<i>I need to get dressed up
like a sex object</i>

369
00:16:58,846 --> 00:17:00,973
<i>and be objectified,
not be the third wheel</i>

370
00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:02,600
<i>to you
and your new squeeze.</i>

371
00:17:02,683 --> 00:17:04,393
<i>In fact, I don't even want
to hear about him.</i>

372
00:17:04,477 --> 00:17:07,772
<i>Not how great he is or how many
times an hour you bang it out.</i>

373
00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:10,024
<i>Going through a sex famine
over here.</i>

374
00:17:10,107 --> 00:17:11,609
<i>- You know what
he just told me?</i>

375
00:17:11,692 --> 00:17:12,944
<i>- What did I just say?</i>

376
00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:14,862
<i>- That he's falling
in love with me.</i>

377
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,656
<i>- Damn.
- I mean,</i>

378
00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:18,449
<i>we've only been
seeing each other a week.</i>

379
00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:20,660
<i>- You didn't say it back,
did you?</i>

380
00:17:20,743 --> 00:17:22,203
<i>- No.
- Good girl.</i>

381
00:17:22,286 --> 00:17:23,246
<i>- But i'm, like, freaking out.</i>

382
00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:24,372
<i>I mean, i'm...I'm...</i>

383
00:17:24,455 --> 00:17:25,790
<i>I'm standing by the register,</i>

384
00:17:25,873 --> 00:17:27,083
<i>and i'm, like, tingling.</i>

385
00:17:29,835 --> 00:17:31,754
<i>Hello?</i>

386
00:17:31,837 --> 00:17:34,340
<i>- Oh, hell, yeah.
There he is.</i>

387
00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:40,429
<i>I always took you for a nickel
and diming cheapskate, frank.</i>

388
00:17:40,513 --> 00:17:43,266
<i>But last night, you
restored my faith in humanity.</i>

389
00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:45,601
<i>Raise them up to frank.
All: Yeah!</i>

390
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:48,354
<i>- Take it I bought
a few rounds last night.</i>

391
00:17:48,437 --> 00:17:49,981
<i>- You practically bought
the bar, frank.</i>

392
00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:51,566
<i>And not the cheap stuff.</i>

393
00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:53,901
<i>Nothing out of
plastic bottles.</i>

394
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,861
<i>- What did I spend?</i>

395
00:17:55,945 --> 00:17:57,780
<i>- Couple grand, maybe.</i>

396
00:17:57,863 --> 00:18:01,284
<i>- Couple of grand.
Jesus fuck.</i>

397
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:03,828
<i>Did I happen to say where I
was going when I left here?</i>

398
00:18:03,911 --> 00:18:05,371
<i>- I was passed out
by then, frank.</i>

399
00:18:05,454 --> 00:18:07,039
<i>- Damn. Sounds like I
missed a good time.</i>

400
00:18:08,457 --> 00:18:11,836
<i>Yeah.
- What's wrong, frank?</i>

401
00:18:11,919 --> 00:18:15,464
<i>- Searching the deepest recesses
of my memory looking for a clue</i>

402
00:18:15,548 --> 00:18:19,343
<i>to the whereabouts
of a lost fucking fortune.</i>

403
00:18:19,427 --> 00:18:20,720
<i>- Ah, you misplaced a 20,
did you?</i>

404
00:18:20,803 --> 00:18:21,971
<i>That's too bad.</i>

405
00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:24,056
<i>Try checking your pockets.
- Right.</i>

406
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,642
<i>Like I'm not gonna
realize i'm...</i>

407
00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:29,645
<i>Hold on.</i>

408
00:18:33,274 --> 00:18:35,568
<i>- Holy shit.
That says Porsche.</i>

409
00:18:35,651 --> 00:18:37,945
<i>- You stole a Porsche?</i>

410
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,031
<i>- I might have bought one.</i>

411
00:18:53,461 --> 00:18:56,297
<i>- Is this where you
learned to fight?</i>

412
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,757
<i>- Nah.
I learned in juvie.</i>

413
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,467
<i>After I got raped
three or four times,</i>

414
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:01,302
<i>I figured I should pick up
a few moves.</i>

415
00:19:01,385 --> 00:19:03,346
<i>- Really?
- No.</i>

416
00:19:03,429 --> 00:19:06,766
<i>- Um, I...
I want to learn how to fight.</i>

417
00:19:06,849 --> 00:19:09,352
<i>I thought maybe you
could train me.</i>

418
00:19:09,435 --> 00:19:13,022
<i>- What, like karate kid? Wax on.
- Wah.</i>

419
00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:14,440
<i>- Look, this is Chicago.
You want to fight?</i>

420
00:19:14,523 --> 00:19:16,442
<i>Punch the other girl in the tit.
You want to box?</i>

421
00:19:16,525 --> 00:19:18,361
<i>You take a class.
- I can't afford a class.</i>

422
00:19:18,444 --> 00:19:22,239
<i>- They'll give you
a trial class for free.</i>

423
00:19:22,323 --> 00:19:24,241
<i>Ask at the desk.</i>

424
00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:33,751
<i>- Tiny Tim, you up.</i>

425
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,836
<i>- Welcome to 14th and main.
I'll be your server.</i>

426
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,129
<i>What will you be having?</i>

427
00:19:45,221 --> 00:19:47,390
<i>- The fuck you give him?
- What?</i>

428
00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:49,266
<i>- The man gave you a 20.</i>

429
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,935
<i>That's a quarter gram.</i>

430
00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:52,436
<i>You gave up a teener.</i>

431
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,105
<i>That's 1.5.</i>

432
00:19:54,188 --> 00:19:56,774
<i>Now you owe me a hundred bucks.
- What?</i>

433
00:19:56,857 --> 00:19:59,860
<i>- Out here, niggas get shot
for this shit.</i>

434
00:19:59,944 --> 00:20:02,863
<i>So you better find a way
to get me paid.</i>

435
00:20:45,114 --> 00:20:47,116
<i>- Huh?
- Ah, Jesus.</i>

436
00:20:47,199 --> 00:20:49,618
<i>Kermit,
what are you doing back there?</i>

437
00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:50,703
<i>- Resting.</i>

438
00:20:50,786 --> 00:20:53,873
<i>Oh, what a night, huh?</i>

439
00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:55,291
<i>- You were with me last night?</i>

440
00:20:55,374 --> 00:20:56,751
<i>- You don't remember?</i>

441
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,461
<i>- What happened
after the alibi?</i>

442
00:20:58,544 --> 00:21:00,045
<i>Leave out nothing.</i>

443
00:21:00,129 --> 00:21:02,548
<i>- Well, you bought this car
from Bobby faring.</i>

444
00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:03,966
<i>60 grand and change.</i>

445
00:21:04,049 --> 00:21:05,301
<i>- 60.</i>

446
00:21:05,384 --> 00:21:06,844
<i>Fuck.</i>

447
00:21:06,927 --> 00:21:09,555
<i>So that leaves 61
minus the alibi.</i>

448
00:21:09,638 --> 00:21:11,140
<i>Call it 59.</i>

449
00:21:11,223 --> 00:21:12,725
<i>- And then you bought crack.</i>

450
00:21:12,808 --> 00:21:15,561
<i>And I-I didn't want any,
so you did it all.</i>

451
00:21:15,644 --> 00:21:17,521
<i>And we drove to Chinatown
for dim sum.</i>

452
00:21:19,398 --> 00:21:21,525
<i>- Oh, you made it.</i>

453
00:21:21,609 --> 00:21:23,277
<i>- Hi, yeah.
Thanks for having me.</i>

454
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,529
<i>It's, uh, nice to see you.
Hey.</i>

455
00:21:25,613 --> 00:21:28,866
<i>- You have my 10 grand, right?
No? Okay.</i>

456
00:21:28,949 --> 00:21:31,202
<i>Well, let's just call it,
like...Like 4% interest.</i>

457
00:21:31,285 --> 00:21:34,413
<i>So what would that be? Like...
- Jason.</i>

458
00:21:34,497 --> 00:21:38,209
<i>- This is adorable Marsha
and her nanny, yohania.</i>

459
00:21:38,292 --> 00:21:40,836
<i>Adorable Wendy
and her nanny, Thais.</i>

460
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,338
<i>Everyone, this is lip.</i>

461
00:21:42,421 --> 00:21:43,756
<i>- Guys.
- You hungry?</i>

462
00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:45,591
<i>Yohania can make
you a quesadilla.</i>

463
00:21:45,674 --> 00:21:47,092
<i>- Oh, no.
No, I'm okay.</i>

464
00:21:47,176 --> 00:21:50,346
<i>Thank you, though.</i>

465
00:21:50,429 --> 00:21:52,014
<i>They, uh...
They each have a nanny?</i>

466
00:21:52,097 --> 00:21:53,474
<i>- Yes. And I know
you want a quesadilla.</i>

467
00:21:53,557 --> 00:21:54,975
<i>You said
you were starving earlier.</i>

468
00:21:55,059 --> 00:21:56,727
<i>- Oh, no. Yohania,
she's got enough to do.</i>

469
00:21:56,811 --> 00:21:58,062
<i>- She's not a slave.</i>

470
00:21:58,145 --> 00:21:59,939
<i>She's a nanny.</i>

471
00:22:00,022 --> 00:22:02,900
<i>Dad, are you locking the wine
fridge because lip is here?</i>

472
00:22:02,983 --> 00:22:04,693
<i>- Please don't pick a fight.</i>

473
00:22:04,777 --> 00:22:06,153
<i>- Well, he never locks it.</i>

474
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:08,405
<i>You said douchebaggery
would not be a problem.</i>

475
00:22:08,489 --> 00:22:10,241
<i>- Well, if you met
my dad, you know, you, uh...</i>

476
00:22:10,324 --> 00:22:11,408
<i>You really
wouldn't sweat it.</i>

477
00:22:11,492 --> 00:22:12,827
<i>- I'll make us cocktails.</i>

478
00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:15,079
<i>- Right.</i>

479
00:22:23,838 --> 00:22:25,381
<i>- Now this is what
I'm talking about.</i>

480
00:22:25,464 --> 00:22:28,467
<i>Drinking, dancing,
guys looking at my ass.</i>

481
00:22:28,551 --> 00:22:29,885
<i>Do you some good, too.</i>

482
00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:31,136
<i>- What do you want?
Vodka soda?</i>

483
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,763
<i>- Vodka vodka.</i>

484
00:22:32,847 --> 00:22:34,849
<i>Oh.
Yes, sir.</i>

485
00:22:36,684 --> 00:22:38,727
<i>- Two vodka soda.</i>

486
00:23:20,019 --> 00:23:22,187
<i>- No, no, no, no, no, no.
Keep doing that.</i>

487
00:23:39,288 --> 00:23:40,414
<i>- Hey.
This is yours.</i>

488
00:23:40,497 --> 00:23:42,041
<i>- Would you mind if we left,
like, right now?</i>

489
00:23:42,124 --> 00:23:44,126
<i>And don't pretend like you give
a shit because I saw you</i>

490
00:23:44,209 --> 00:23:45,127
<i>over here
texting your boyfriend.</i>

491
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:46,587
<i>- We just got here.</i>

492
00:23:53,594 --> 00:23:55,596
<i>Hey.</i>

493
00:23:55,679 --> 00:23:57,806
<i>What happened?
- I'm not proud of it.</i>

494
00:23:57,890 --> 00:23:58,974
<i>- Okay.</i>

495
00:23:59,058 --> 00:24:00,726
<i>- I was on the dance floor
with this guy.</i>

496
00:24:00,809 --> 00:24:02,269
<i>We started getting friction
going.</i>

497
00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:04,355
<i>And I had an orgasm.
I thought I should get out</i>

498
00:24:04,438 --> 00:24:06,023
<i>of there before he started
getting any ideas.</i>

499
00:24:06,106 --> 00:24:07,858
<i>- Wait, you had an...
- That's how horny</i>

500
00:24:07,942 --> 00:24:09,610
<i>and lonely
I've been these days,</i>

501
00:24:09,693 --> 00:24:11,487
<i>like a dog
humping a lamppost.</i>

502
00:24:11,570 --> 00:24:14,114
<i>Kev giving all his love
to those babies.</i>

503
00:24:14,198 --> 00:24:15,616
<i>Did I just cheat on kev?</i>

504
00:24:15,699 --> 00:24:18,285
<i>- It wasn't intentional,
right?</i>

505
00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:20,371
<i>- I didn't go on the dance floor
thinking it was gonna happen.</i>

506
00:24:20,454 --> 00:24:22,539
<i>But once the grinding
started, yeah.</i>

507
00:24:22,623 --> 00:24:24,041
<i>That shit was intentional.</i>

508
00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:27,169
<i>- So we had dim sum.</i>

509
00:24:27,252 --> 00:24:28,796
<i>Then what?</i>

510
00:24:28,879 --> 00:24:31,423
<i>- I-I had so many pork buns,
I had to nap in the car.</i>

511
00:24:31,507 --> 00:24:32,424
<i>- You again?</i>

512
00:24:32,508 --> 00:24:33,759
<i>- No, we're not eating.</i>

513
00:24:33,842 --> 00:24:34,760
<i>We're just checking
the place...</i>

514
00:24:34,843 --> 00:24:36,845
<i>- Ready for more?</i>

515
00:24:36,929 --> 00:24:39,598
<i>This way.</i>

516
00:24:49,942 --> 00:24:50,901
<i>- Gambling.</i>

517
00:24:50,985 --> 00:24:53,112
<i>Goddammit.</i>

518
00:24:53,195 --> 00:24:56,031
<i>- Do you...Do you think
you lost money?</i>

519
00:24:56,115 --> 00:24:57,157
<i>- Well,
what do you think?</i>

520
00:24:57,241 --> 00:24:59,243
<i>Since I woke up
with nothing.</i>

521
00:24:59,326 --> 00:25:00,452
<i>- That table?</i>

522
00:25:00,536 --> 00:25:02,371
<i>Thousand-dollar limit.</i>

523
00:25:02,454 --> 00:25:03,622
<i>- No, thank you.</i>

524
00:25:03,706 --> 00:25:06,959
<i>- Your friend is expert
at pai gow.</i>

525
00:25:14,383 --> 00:25:17,553
<i>Very aggressive.</i>

526
00:25:17,636 --> 00:25:20,222
<i>Almost lost everything.</i>

527
00:25:20,305 --> 00:25:24,518
<i>Then double his money.</i>

528
00:25:24,601 --> 00:25:26,311
<i>Left with three ladies.</i>

529
00:25:32,026 --> 00:25:33,736
<i>Very lucky guy.
- You hear that?</i>

530
00:25:33,819 --> 00:25:36,488
<i>You doubled your money.</i>

531
00:25:36,572 --> 00:25:38,282
<i>- I say where I was going?</i>

532
00:25:38,365 --> 00:25:39,450
<i>- No.</i>

533
00:25:57,134 --> 00:25:59,136
<i>- Hey.
- Hey.</i>

534
00:25:59,219 --> 00:26:00,929
<i>I thought you were hanging out
with your friend tonight.</i>

535
00:26:01,013 --> 00:26:02,931
<i>- I wanted to see you.</i>

536
00:26:12,524 --> 00:26:14,860
<i>- Well.</i>

537
00:26:14,943 --> 00:26:16,862
<i>Uh, beer?</i>

538
00:26:23,702 --> 00:26:25,913
<i>- I'm falling in love
with you, too.</i>

539
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,667
<i>- Okay.</i>

540
00:26:30,751 --> 00:26:31,794
<i>- Is it?</i>

541
00:26:49,394 --> 00:26:51,438
<i>- ♪ yeah ♪</i>

542
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:55,192
<i>♪ you don't know
what you want ♪</i>

543
00:26:55,275 --> 00:26:57,528
<i>♪ you're such a big shot,
big mouth ♪</i>

544
00:26:57,611 --> 00:26:59,196
<i>♪ and that's all
that you got ♪</i>

545
00:26:59,279 --> 00:27:02,116
<i>♪ you got, you got,
you got, you got ♪</i>

546
00:27:02,199 --> 00:27:03,951
<i>♪ yeah ♪</i>

547
00:27:04,034 --> 00:27:07,412
<i>♪ we ain't messing around ♪</i>

548
00:27:07,496 --> 00:27:09,081
<i>♪ we spread love,
don't kill ♪</i>

549
00:27:09,164 --> 00:27:11,458
<i>♪ and shake some
solid ground ♪</i>

550
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:16,964
<i>♪ some ground, some ground,
some ground, some ground ♪</i>

551
00:27:17,047 --> 00:27:19,591
<i>- Girl boxers at the gym
are in seriously good shape.</i>

552
00:27:19,675 --> 00:27:21,468
<i>Might take me a few weeks
to get ripped like that.</i>

553
00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:23,679
<i>- If you want to know how to
put on some muscle mass,</i>

554
00:27:23,762 --> 00:27:24,721
<i>I'm your guy.</i>

555
00:27:24,805 --> 00:27:27,641
<i>Besides, MMA chicks
are super hot.</i>

556
00:27:27,724 --> 00:27:30,269
<i>It must be kind of weird dating
a chick who can kick your ass.</i>

557
00:27:30,352 --> 00:27:32,062
<i>Oh, good morning, baby.</i>

558
00:27:32,146 --> 00:27:34,106
<i>- Hey.
Morning, debs.</i>

559
00:27:34,189 --> 00:27:35,774
<i>- Hi, v.
I was just dropping Liam off.</i>

560
00:27:35,858 --> 00:27:38,402
<i>See you, kev.
- See you later, Deb.</i>

561
00:27:38,485 --> 00:27:40,320
<i>- Yeah. I said I'd watch Liam
for a couple hours.</i>

562
00:27:40,404 --> 00:27:42,156
<i>How was last night?
Was it fun?</i>

563
00:27:42,239 --> 00:27:44,032
<i>- It was fine.
- Yeah?</i>

564
00:27:44,116 --> 00:27:45,492
<i>I'm sorry I didn't go.</i>

565
00:27:45,576 --> 00:27:47,119
<i>- I better go open the bar.
Probably guys</i>

566
00:27:47,202 --> 00:27:48,704
<i>huddled around the door
with the shakes.</i>

567
00:27:48,787 --> 00:27:50,789
<i>- All right.
Say bye to mommy.</i>

568
00:27:50,873 --> 00:27:53,292
<i>Say bye to the girls.</i>

569
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,459
<i>Bye, mama.</i>

570
00:27:54,543 --> 00:27:56,044
<i>- Bye.</i>

571
00:27:56,128 --> 00:27:57,379
<i>- Bye, mama.</i>

572
00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:07,389
<i>- Patsy's.
This is Melinda, can I help you?</i>

573
00:28:07,472 --> 00:28:09,099
<i>- Hey, ah, it's Fiona.</i>

574
00:28:09,183 --> 00:28:10,726
<i>I'm scheduled
for a double today.</i>

575
00:28:10,809 --> 00:28:12,936
<i>But I'm just
not feeling great.</i>

576
00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:14,938
<i>I was wondering
if it's not busy,</i>

577
00:28:15,022 --> 00:28:16,231
<i>maybe you don't need me?</i>

578
00:28:16,315 --> 00:28:18,859
<i>And you guys
can take my tables.</i>

579
00:28:18,942 --> 00:28:20,611
<i>- Sean, it's Fiona.
Says she's not feeling...</i>

580
00:28:20,694 --> 00:28:24,448
<i>- No, no, no, no.
Don't put Sean on.</i>

581
00:28:24,531 --> 00:28:26,200
<i>- You can't make
the lunch shift?</i>

582
00:28:26,283 --> 00:28:28,118
<i>No, no.</i>

583
00:28:28,202 --> 00:28:29,494
<i>I can.
I can.</i>

584
00:28:29,578 --> 00:28:31,830
<i>I just thought
if it wasn't busy...</i>

585
00:28:31,914 --> 00:28:33,457
<i>- Yeah, all right.
Well, you're off the hook.</i>

586
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:35,250
<i>But I need you for dinner.
- Sure.</i>

587
00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,794
<i>Okay.
I'll see you later.</i>

588
00:28:48,388 --> 00:28:53,310
<i>- What the fuck?
- Morning.</i>

589
00:28:53,393 --> 00:28:55,354
<i>- What are you wearing?</i>

590
00:28:55,437 --> 00:28:56,813
<i>- Oh, you mean this?</i>

591
00:28:56,897 --> 00:28:58,815
<i>It was just something
I threw on.</i>

592
00:29:04,154 --> 00:29:05,781
<i>- What the fuck?
- Okay.</i>

593
00:29:05,864 --> 00:29:08,200
<i>So your suitcase
gave me an idea, right?</i>

594
00:29:08,283 --> 00:29:09,952
<i>So I went to the airport,
and they even have</i>

595
00:29:10,035 --> 00:29:11,411
<i>unclaimed baggage
just off to the side</i>

596
00:29:11,495 --> 00:29:13,247
<i>just sitting there.</i>

597
00:29:13,330 --> 00:29:15,624
<i>- Are you wearing mink?
- No, it's fake, but it's nice.</i>

598
00:29:15,707 --> 00:29:17,834
<i>Yes?
- No. It's not nice, look.</i>

599
00:29:17,918 --> 00:29:19,044
<i>I hate to burst
your bubbles here.</i>

600
00:29:19,127 --> 00:29:21,046
<i>You both look
fucking insane.</i>

601
00:29:21,129 --> 00:29:22,631
<i>This all you got?</i>

602
00:29:22,714 --> 00:29:27,886
<i>- We have electric shavers,
Jamaican rum, and this.</i>

603
00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,513
<i>- Oh.</i>

604
00:29:29,596 --> 00:29:31,765
<i>- That has a hair on it.
- What? You don't want it?</i>

605
00:29:31,848 --> 00:29:34,268
<i>- No, I...You touch me
with that,</i>

606
00:29:34,351 --> 00:29:36,103
<i>I will knock the teeth
out of your head.</i>

607
00:29:36,186 --> 00:29:38,730
<i>I will knock the teeth...</i>
- En garde.</i>

608
00:29:38,814 --> 00:29:40,107
<i>- What the fuck
is wrong with you?</i>

609
00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:42,109
- En garde.
Pow.</i>

610
00:29:42,192 --> 00:29:45,862
<i>- What the fuck
is wrong with you?</i>

611
00:29:45,946 --> 00:29:48,824
<i>This is not funny.
I'm not fucking star wars...</i>

612
00:29:50,993 --> 00:29:52,995
<i>- No way.
A Porsche.</i>

613
00:29:53,078 --> 00:29:55,330
<i>- Shut the fuck up.</i>

614
00:29:55,414 --> 00:29:57,040
<i>- You get
the insurance money?</i>

615
00:29:57,124 --> 00:29:59,293
<i>- Sammi can't know
about this.</i>

616
00:29:59,376 --> 00:30:01,044
<i>Is she around?
- No.</i>

617
00:30:01,128 --> 00:30:03,338
<i>She says you
owe her an rv.</i>

618
00:30:03,422 --> 00:30:05,257
<i>- Shit.</i>

619
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:06,675
<i>- Can I get a hundred bucks?</i>

620
00:30:06,758 --> 00:30:08,468
<i>- Don't have it.</i>

621
00:30:08,552 --> 00:30:12,014
<i>You know if I snuck back into
the house night before last?</i>

622
00:30:12,097 --> 00:30:15,350
<i>Hid something
under the floorboards, maybe,</i>

623
00:30:15,434 --> 00:30:17,644
<i>or in the back yard?</i>

624
00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:19,730
<i>- Don't think so.</i>

625
00:30:19,813 --> 00:30:20,897
<i>Can I take it for a spin?</i>

626
00:30:20,981 --> 00:30:23,191
<i>- No.</i>

627
00:30:23,275 --> 00:30:26,695
<i>- You have a credit card?</i>

628
00:30:26,778 --> 00:30:28,572
<i>- Let me see that.</i>

629
00:30:28,655 --> 00:30:31,658
<i>- It says the loren.</i>

630
00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:34,703
<i>- It's a hotel key.</i>

631
00:30:34,786 --> 00:30:37,831
<i>- Can I just tell you
how happy I am right now?</i>

632
00:30:37,914 --> 00:30:39,791
<i>- Really?
Because at the diner yesterday,</i>

633
00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:41,835
<i>I thought maybe
I went too far.</i>

634
00:30:41,918 --> 00:30:43,920
<i>- No.</i>

635
00:30:44,004 --> 00:30:47,174
<i>You make me feel sane.
- Hmm?</i>

636
00:30:47,257 --> 00:30:50,135
<i>- And I want to be around you
all the time,</i>

637
00:30:50,218 --> 00:30:52,721
<i>even when
we're not fucking.</i>

638
00:30:52,804 --> 00:30:54,556
<i>I mean, no.
We're usually fucking.</i>

639
00:30:54,639 --> 00:30:56,266
<i>But during the brief windows
of time</i>

640
00:30:56,350 --> 00:30:58,352
<i>when we're doing
other things besides fucking,</i>

641
00:30:58,435 --> 00:31:00,228
<i>like eating pancakes
with our hands...</i>

642
00:31:00,312 --> 00:31:03,690
<i>- You want to get married?</i>

643
00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:04,983
<i>- What?</i>

644
00:31:05,067 --> 00:31:06,401
<i>- I mean, my folks
met on a Tuesday</i>

645
00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:08,904
<i>and married two days later.
- No shit?</i>

646
00:31:08,987 --> 00:31:11,656
<i>- No. My dad...He was
shipping off for Vietnam...</i>

647
00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:13,158
<i>Asked her.
She said yes.</i>

648
00:31:13,241 --> 00:31:14,701
<i>- Are they still together?</i>

649
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:18,205
<i>- Yeah.
Still are.</i>

650
00:31:18,288 --> 00:31:19,998
<i>- I'd marry you.
- Oh, would you?</i>

651
00:31:20,082 --> 00:31:21,375
<i>- Why? Is there a reason
I shouldn't?</i>

652
00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:22,459
<i>- No. I'm a good choice.</i>

653
00:31:22,542 --> 00:31:23,668
<i>- I'm a great choice.</i>

654
00:31:23,752 --> 00:31:25,462
<i>- Well, if it were up to me,
I'd do it today.</i>

655
00:31:25,545 --> 00:31:26,671
<i>- Do it right now.
- Oh.</i>

656
00:31:26,755 --> 00:31:29,841
<i>All right.</i>

657
00:31:34,846 --> 00:31:36,014
<i>- Marriage in Chicago.</i>

658
00:31:36,098 --> 00:31:37,682
<i>- Yep. All right.</i>

659
00:31:37,766 --> 00:31:39,351
<i>Open that.</i>

660
00:31:39,434 --> 00:31:40,977
<i>- Well, should we wait
till after we're married?</i>

661
00:31:41,061 --> 00:31:42,896
<i>- No.
It's crap champagne.</i>

662
00:31:42,979 --> 00:31:44,147
<i>All right.
Chicago.</i>

663
00:31:44,231 --> 00:31:45,732
<i>Same-day weddings.</i>

664
00:31:45,816 --> 00:31:47,692
<i>You can get a marriage license
at the courthouse,</i>

665
00:31:47,776 --> 00:31:49,236
<i>get married
in the same building.</i>

666
00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:52,030
<i>- Download application
for wedding license.</i>

667
00:31:52,114 --> 00:31:53,323
<i>Boom.</i>

668
00:31:53,407 --> 00:31:55,992
<i>- Print one?</i>

669
00:31:56,076 --> 00:31:57,285
<i>- What are you waiting for?</i>

670
00:31:57,369 --> 00:31:59,913
<i>All right.</i>

671
00:31:59,996 --> 00:32:01,790
<i>- Slow motion.</i>

672
00:32:01,873 --> 00:32:02,958
<i>Hands relaxed.</i>

673
00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,293
<i>Fingers together.</i>

674
00:32:05,377 --> 00:32:07,963
<i>So as you throw the hook,
you're gonna rotate your body</i>

675
00:32:08,046 --> 00:32:09,923
<i>until your right heel
comes off the ground.</i>

676
00:32:10,006 --> 00:32:11,383
<i>Go ahead.</i>

677
00:32:16,513 --> 00:32:17,931
<i>Okay.
Now faster.</i>

678
00:32:22,894 --> 00:32:25,897
<i>- What is going on?</i>

679
00:32:25,981 --> 00:32:27,566
<i>- I might need to work
on my form.</i>

680
00:32:39,119 --> 00:32:41,204
<i>- I'm digging
the naked clerical work.</i>

681
00:32:41,288 --> 00:32:43,373
<i>- All right.
So here.</i>

682
00:32:43,457 --> 00:32:46,751
<i>We just have to fill these out,
turn them in at the courthouse.</i>

683
00:32:46,835 --> 00:32:50,130
<i>- Okay, are you related
to applicant a?</i>

684
00:32:50,213 --> 00:32:52,841
<i>Who's applicant a?</i>

685
00:32:52,924 --> 00:32:54,342
<i>- That would be me.</i>

686
00:32:54,426 --> 00:32:56,553
<i>- Am I related to you?</i>

687
00:32:56,636 --> 00:33:00,098
<i>I love that they
have to ask that.</i>

688
00:33:00,182 --> 00:33:03,143
<i>- Uh, you're not gonna
take my last name, are you?</i>

689
00:33:03,226 --> 00:33:04,895
<i>I'm...i'm...i mean,
I'm cool either way, but...</i>

690
00:33:04,978 --> 00:33:06,771
<i>- Fender?
Fiona Fender?</i>

691
00:33:06,855 --> 00:33:08,440
<i>Why not?</i>

692
00:33:08,523 --> 00:33:10,442
<i>Fiona Fender.</i>

693
00:33:10,525 --> 00:33:12,861
<i>- That was actually a p
at the front.</i>

694
00:33:12,944 --> 00:33:14,654
<i>- Where? Come on.
- Seriously.</i>

695
00:33:14,738 --> 00:33:17,365
<i>In front of the f.
See?</i>

696
00:33:17,449 --> 00:33:19,326
<i>It's silent.
Nobody ever reads it right.</i>

697
00:33:19,409 --> 00:33:21,244
<i>Actually, you know what?
You don't have to take my name.</i>

698
00:33:21,328 --> 00:33:22,537
<i>- No, no, no.
I want to.</i>

699
00:33:22,621 --> 00:33:23,788
<i>I want to.</i>

700
00:33:23,872 --> 00:33:25,832
<i>Fiona p-Fender.</i>

701
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:27,000
<i>That's...</i>

702
00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:28,293
<i>- That's p-fucked up.</i>

703
00:33:28,376 --> 00:33:33,632
<i>- It's p-fucking sexy.
- Mmm.</i>

704
00:33:33,715 --> 00:33:35,634
<i>- Hey, what time is it?</i>

705
00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:37,260
<i>I've got to be at work
at p-five,</i>

706
00:33:37,344 --> 00:33:39,387
<i>and I can lose this p-job.</i>

707
00:33:39,471 --> 00:33:41,431
<i>- Well, if we are going
to squeeze a wedding in,</i>

708
00:33:41,515 --> 00:33:43,183
<i>we have got to get
a move on. Come on.</i>

709
00:33:50,774 --> 00:33:52,067
<i>- Whoa.</i>

710
00:33:52,150 --> 00:33:54,152
<i>- They said I'm paid up
till tonight.</i>

711
00:33:54,236 --> 00:33:57,447
<i>Guess your old man's
got fancy taste in hotel rooms.</i>

712
00:34:00,534 --> 00:34:02,661
<i>And Chinese prostitutes.</i>

713
00:34:07,082 --> 00:34:09,834
<i>'86 chateau lafite rothschild.</i>

714
00:34:09,918 --> 00:34:11,962
<i>How much was this?
- $2,100.</i>

715
00:34:12,045 --> 00:34:13,672
<i>But you order it.</i>

716
00:34:13,755 --> 00:34:15,173
<i>You left your jacket.</i>

717
00:34:19,386 --> 00:34:22,305
<i>- I assume since
you're here,</i>

718
00:34:22,389 --> 00:34:23,765
<i>I paid in advance?</i>

719
00:34:23,848 --> 00:34:25,767
<i>- Through the weekend.</i>

720
00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:27,143
<i>So if you and your boy</i>

721
00:34:27,227 --> 00:34:28,770
<i>want to do some...
- Okay.</i>

722
00:34:28,853 --> 00:34:31,231
<i>Tell me everything that happened
when you last saw me.</i>

723
00:34:31,314 --> 00:34:33,233
<i>- We were partying.</i>

724
00:34:33,316 --> 00:34:34,859
<i>- Just us?</i>

725
00:34:37,862 --> 00:34:40,532
<i>- And some dentists
you met downstairs in town</i>

726
00:34:40,615 --> 00:34:41,866
<i>for the convention.</i>

727
00:34:46,788 --> 00:34:50,458
<i>And a guy that works out front
at the hot dogs.</i>

728
00:34:53,086 --> 00:34:56,172
<i>And a businessman
from down the hall.</i>

729
00:34:58,091 --> 00:35:01,052
<i>You and him left together.</i>

730
00:35:01,136 --> 00:35:02,971
<i>- Wait, wait, wait.</i>

731
00:35:03,054 --> 00:35:04,764
<i>What kind of businessman?</i>

732
00:35:04,848 --> 00:35:06,308
<i>- He left his card.</i>

733
00:35:06,391 --> 00:35:07,601
<i>- Diamond.</i>

734
00:35:18,236 --> 00:35:19,362
<i>- Diamond appreciations.</i>

735
00:35:19,446 --> 00:35:21,281
<i>- Yeah.
It's frank Gallagher.</i>

736
00:35:21,364 --> 00:35:22,365
<i>I'm looking for...</i>

737
00:35:22,449 --> 00:35:24,242
<i>- Frank!
What a night we had.</i>

738
00:35:24,326 --> 00:35:27,078
<i>- Yeah.
About that...</i>

739
00:35:27,162 --> 00:35:29,164
<i>- I know you're nervous.</i>

740
00:35:29,247 --> 00:35:32,042
<i>Lot of money
to hand over to a stranger.</i>

741
00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:33,668
<i>- How much was it again?</i>

742
00:35:33,752 --> 00:35:35,545
<i>- $113,000.</i>

743
00:35:35,629 --> 00:35:37,088
<i>But frank, trust me.</i>

744
00:35:37,172 --> 00:35:39,758
<i>It was the best investment
you could make.</i>

745
00:35:39,841 --> 00:35:42,052
<i>- No, no, no.
I never doubted it.</i>

746
00:35:42,135 --> 00:35:43,803
<i>Tell me,
how soon do you think...</i>

747
00:35:43,887 --> 00:35:45,388
<i>- What are you doing now?</i>

748
00:35:45,472 --> 00:35:47,140
<i>Uh, you want to come
to the office? See for yourself?</i>

749
00:35:47,223 --> 00:35:50,769
<i>- Uh, give me that address.</i>

750
00:35:55,106 --> 00:35:57,025
<i>- Have you declared
a major, lip?</i>

751
00:35:57,108 --> 00:35:59,277
<i>- Engineering.</i>

752
00:35:59,361 --> 00:36:01,196
<i>- Well,
you didn't see that coming.</i>

753
00:36:01,279 --> 00:36:03,281
<i>- Or microrobotics. You know,
I haven't made up my mind yet.</i>

754
00:36:03,365 --> 00:36:04,699
<i>- Dad's an engineer.
He invented</i>

755
00:36:04,783 --> 00:36:06,326
<i>a line
of water-free urinals.</i>

756
00:36:06,409 --> 00:36:08,453
<i>- Oh, really?
- I didn't invent the urinals.</i>

757
00:36:08,536 --> 00:36:11,539
<i>I, uh, worked on the sealing
cartridge and gasket.</i>

758
00:36:11,623 --> 00:36:13,124
<i>There's a lot of money
in urine.</i>

759
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:16,044
<i>It never goes out of fashion.
- Nice.</i>

760
00:36:16,127 --> 00:36:18,755
<i>What are you...
What are you working on now?</i>

761
00:36:18,838 --> 00:36:20,840
<i>- Packing materials.
- He filed a patent</i>

762
00:36:20,924 --> 00:36:23,426
<i>for a biodegradable alternative
to styrofoam.</i>

763
00:36:23,510 --> 00:36:25,887
<i>- Oh. What's it made of?
- It's a type of fungi.</i>

764
00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:27,472
<i>- Smells like mushrooms.
- You take</i>

765
00:36:27,555 --> 00:36:29,766
<i>any substrate
of industrial waste, like...</i>

766
00:36:29,849 --> 00:36:31,059
<i>Like, uh,
chopped-up cornstalks.</i>

767
00:36:31,142 --> 00:36:34,187
<i>And you inject it
with myselium,</i>

768
00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:36,272
<i>and...see?
It's not very interesting.</i>

769
00:36:36,356 --> 00:36:38,316
<i>- So you just...
You pour it around the object</i>

770
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,651
<i>that you're packing
and then it hardens?</i>

771
00:36:39,734 --> 00:36:41,653
<i>- That's right.</i>

772
00:36:41,736 --> 00:36:43,780
<i>Becomes a mold
of the object.</i>

773
00:36:43,863 --> 00:36:45,031
<i>You know, if you want,</i>

774
00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:47,951
<i>I will show you
my workshop later.</i>

775
00:36:48,034 --> 00:36:50,745
<i>- Sure.
Yeah.</i>

776
00:36:53,456 --> 00:36:55,208
<i>- I just, uh...
I just realized that we</i>

777
00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:57,210
<i>don't have any wedding rings.
- That's okay.</i>

778
00:36:59,003 --> 00:37:00,547
<i>- Yeah, I have my grandma's
engagement ring,</i>

779
00:37:00,630 --> 00:37:02,006
<i>but it's at my mom's house.</i>

780
00:37:02,090 --> 00:37:06,553
<i>Don't we need something
for the ceremony?</i>

781
00:37:06,636 --> 00:37:07,637
<i>Oh, wait.</i>

782
00:37:07,721 --> 00:37:09,389
<i>Flowers.</i>

783
00:37:13,184 --> 00:37:15,145
<i>- 10 bucks for those?
Try 2.</i>

784
00:37:17,063 --> 00:37:20,316
<i>Oh, look.
Rubber bands.</i>

785
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,985
<i>There's our wedding rings.</i>

786
00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:23,570
<i>I can make a little corsage.</i>

787
00:37:23,653 --> 00:37:25,447
<i>Put a flower
in your buttonhole.</i>

788
00:37:25,530 --> 00:37:27,365
<i>Oh.
You don't have a buttonhole.</i>

789
00:37:27,449 --> 00:37:30,744
<i>- I'll just unzip my fly.</i>

790
00:37:30,827 --> 00:37:32,454
<i>- This is stupid, right?</i>

791
00:37:32,537 --> 00:37:34,330
<i>- Right.</i>

792
00:37:34,414 --> 00:37:35,498
<i>- Unless it's not.</i>

793
00:37:35,623 --> 00:37:37,000
<i>- Unless it's not.
- Right?</i>

794
00:37:38,293 --> 00:37:40,003
<i>- I got to be at work
in an hour.</i>

795
00:37:40,086 --> 00:37:41,379
<i>Should we just go?</i>

796
00:37:41,463 --> 00:37:42,756
<i>- Okay.</i>

797
00:37:42,839 --> 00:37:44,758
<i>- Unless we shouldn't.</i>

798
00:37:44,841 --> 00:37:47,886
<i>- Gus pfender
and Fiona Gallagher.</i>

799
00:37:55,643 --> 00:37:58,730
<i>- Put that someplace safe.</i>

800
00:37:58,813 --> 00:38:00,899
<i>- Are you good with fractions?
- Fractions of what?</i>

801
00:38:00,982 --> 00:38:03,067
<i>- Like if you have a 16th
of an ounce of something,</i>

802
00:38:03,151 --> 00:38:05,236
<i>how many grams
would that be?</i>

803
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,322
<i>- You dealing drugs?
- No.</i>

804
00:38:07,405 --> 00:38:08,948
<i>- If Fiona found
out I was helping you</i>

805
00:38:09,032 --> 00:38:10,742
<i>with your drug fractions,
she'd have my scalp.</i>

806
00:38:10,825 --> 00:38:12,243
<i>- No one's telling
Fiona anything.</i>

807
00:38:12,327 --> 00:38:14,496
<i>- Basic overview.
You got flaps,</i>

808
00:38:14,579 --> 00:38:17,874
<i>half g's, g's, teeners,
8 balls, and ounces.</i>

809
00:38:17,957 --> 00:38:21,419
<i>An ounce is 28 grams,
but really it's 28.35.</i>

810
00:38:21,503 --> 00:38:24,964
<i>An 8-ball is 3.54,
and a teener is 1.77.</i>

811
00:38:25,048 --> 00:38:26,883
<i>But the dealers round down.</i>

812
00:38:26,966 --> 00:38:29,844
<i>So they pocket the extra 0.35.
You following?</i>

813
00:38:29,928 --> 00:38:32,263
<i>- I might need
to write this down.</i>

814
00:38:35,767 --> 00:38:39,145
<i>- ♪ The times we had ♪</i>

815
00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:42,315
<i>♪ oh, when the wind
would blow ♪</i>

816
00:38:42,398 --> 00:38:44,442
<i>♪ with rain and snow ♪</i>

817
00:38:44,526 --> 00:38:47,737
<i>♪ were not all bad ♪</i>

818
00:38:47,821 --> 00:38:51,991
<i>♪ we put our feet
just where they had ♪</i>

819
00:38:52,075 --> 00:38:56,663
<i>♪ had to go ♪</i>

820
00:38:56,746 --> 00:39:02,043
<i>♪ never to go ♪</i>

821
00:39:02,126 --> 00:39:05,505
<i>♪ the shattered soul ♪</i>

822
00:39:05,588 --> 00:39:10,677
<i>♪ following close
but nearly twice as slow ♪</i>

823
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,013
<i>♪ in my good times ♪</i>

824
00:39:14,097 --> 00:39:15,557
<i>♪ there were always
golden rocks to throw ♪</i>

825
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,891
<i>- Holy fuck.</i>

826
00:39:16,975 --> 00:39:19,060
<i>- Totally.</i>

827
00:39:19,143 --> 00:39:20,979
<i>- What do we do now?</i>

828
00:39:21,062 --> 00:39:25,650
<i>- I think I just
hand this to him to sign.</i>

829
00:39:25,733 --> 00:39:28,027
<i>- Holy fuck.</i>

830
00:39:28,111 --> 00:39:31,531
<i>- ♪ Those were our times ♪</i>

831
00:39:31,614 --> 00:39:36,202
<i>♪ those were our times ♪</i>

832
00:39:38,788 --> 00:39:40,748
<i>- I'm looking
for diamond appreciations.</i>

833
00:39:40,832 --> 00:39:42,208
<i>Clearly,
I'm in the wrong place.</i>

834
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,210
<i>Maybe there's an office
upstairs or...Or...</i>

835
00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:46,004
<i>- Frank.</i>

836
00:39:46,087 --> 00:39:48,298
<i>- Buddy?</i>

837
00:39:48,381 --> 00:39:51,843
<i>- Now I understand
this was personal for you.</i>

838
00:39:51,926 --> 00:39:55,054
<i>This is your son.
- Yeah.</i>

839
00:39:55,138 --> 00:39:57,223
<i>- What's your name, my friend?
- Carl.</i>

840
00:39:57,307 --> 00:39:59,934
<i>- Whatever the prognosis
is for your leg,</i>

841
00:40:00,018 --> 00:40:02,729
<i>Carl, do not despair.</i>

842
00:40:02,812 --> 00:40:03,938
<i>- It's no big deal.</i>

843
00:40:04,022 --> 00:40:06,149
<i>- Brave boy.</i>

844
00:40:06,232 --> 00:40:07,567
<i>I'm buddy diamond.</i>

845
00:40:07,650 --> 00:40:09,277
<i>I founded this organization.</i>

846
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,821
<i>- Hold on.
Your name is diamond?</i>

847
00:40:11,905 --> 00:40:14,282
<i>- Come this way.</i>

848
00:40:14,365 --> 00:40:15,491
<i>Fuck.</i>

849
00:40:19,787 --> 00:40:21,164
<i>- Whoa.</i>

850
00:40:21,247 --> 00:40:24,417
<i>- As you know,
most insurance plans have a cap</i>

851
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:27,170
<i>on what they'll pay
for prosthetic limbs.</i>

852
00:40:27,253 --> 00:40:31,341
<i>But thanks to you,
these homeless children</i>

853
00:40:31,424 --> 00:40:35,720
<i>will live normal lives, play
in the school yard, ride bikes,</i>

854
00:40:35,803 --> 00:40:37,138
<i>run for the sheer joy of it.</i>

855
00:40:37,221 --> 00:40:40,224
<i>Kids, this is the man
I told you about.</i>

856
00:40:40,308 --> 00:40:41,476
<i>This is why you have legs.</i>

857
00:40:45,688 --> 00:40:47,565
<i>- Such a...
Such a noble enterprise.</i>

858
00:40:47,649 --> 00:40:50,026
<i>It's wonderful what you're doing
for these kids.</i>

859
00:40:50,109 --> 00:40:51,527
<i>I am so moved by it.</i>

860
00:40:51,611 --> 00:40:52,820
<i>- I knew you would be.</i>

861
00:40:52,904 --> 00:40:54,739
<i>- But I need the money back.
- What?</i>

862
00:40:54,822 --> 00:40:56,991
<i>- There's been a mistake.
And it's regrettable.</i>

863
00:40:57,075 --> 00:40:59,994
<i>And while I would prefer cash,
I'll take a check.</i>

864
00:41:00,078 --> 00:41:01,412
<i>- The money's been spent.</i>

865
00:41:01,496 --> 00:41:02,914
<i>That's what I brought you here
to see.</i>

866
00:41:02,997 --> 00:41:04,540
<i>- No, no.
I need that money back.</i>

867
00:41:04,624 --> 00:41:05,959
<i>- It's not possible.
Frank,</i>

868
00:41:06,042 --> 00:41:08,336
<i>you paid for half
a dozen prosthetics,</i>

869
00:41:08,419 --> 00:41:10,004
<i>including this beauty here</i>

870
00:41:10,088 --> 00:41:14,801
<i>with silicone skin
that goes for $60,000.</i>

871
00:41:14,884 --> 00:41:16,886
<i>- One leg? 60 grand?</i>

872
00:41:18,846 --> 00:41:20,598
<i>- Hey. Hey.
That doesn't belong to you.</i>

873
00:41:20,682 --> 00:41:22,225
<i>- No, no.
- Give me back my leg.</i>

874
00:41:22,308 --> 00:41:23,643
<i>Give it back.
- This is not your leg.</i>

875
00:41:23,726 --> 00:41:24,978
<i>- Don't take my leg.
- No.</i>

876
00:41:25,061 --> 00:41:27,146
<i>This is...No.</i>

877
00:41:27,230 --> 00:41:29,232
<i>I paid for the damn leg.</i>

878
00:41:29,315 --> 00:41:30,984
<i>That's all the money
I've got in the world.</i>

879
00:41:31,067 --> 00:41:34,445
<i>This is my insurance settlement.
Got to get my money back.</i>

880
00:41:44,038 --> 00:41:46,708
<i>- You work out a lot.
- Yeah.</i>

881
00:41:46,791 --> 00:41:48,584
<i>Pro boxers train four to six
hours a day.</i>

882
00:41:48,668 --> 00:41:50,920
<i>- Are you pro?
- Nah.</i>

883
00:41:51,004 --> 00:41:52,672
<i>But I came in third last year
in all-city.</i>

884
00:41:52,755 --> 00:41:54,507
<i>- How'd you get into boxing?</i>

885
00:41:54,590 --> 00:41:57,468
<i>- When I was 10, my dad
beat my mom up really bad.</i>

886
00:41:57,552 --> 00:41:59,846
<i>Wanted to be able to defend her,
so I started training.</i>

887
00:41:59,929 --> 00:42:02,724
<i>- Really?</i>

888
00:42:02,807 --> 00:42:05,518
<i>- No.</i>

889
00:42:05,601 --> 00:42:09,981
<i>Are you gonna stick
with it?</i>

890
00:42:10,064 --> 00:42:12,442
<i>- Think so.</i>

891
00:42:20,241 --> 00:42:22,118
<i>- All that money.</i>

892
00:42:22,201 --> 00:42:26,247
<i>All that fucking money
wasted on child amputees,</i>

893
00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:28,499
<i>for Christ's sake.</i>

894
00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:30,209
<i>There's a lesson here, son.</i>

895
00:42:30,293 --> 00:42:32,879
<i>Charity is accepting help
from others,</i>

896
00:42:32,962 --> 00:42:36,799
<i>not the other way around.
- Okay.</i>

897
00:42:36,883 --> 00:42:39,510
<i>- And taking prescription
medications while drinking</i>

898
00:42:39,594 --> 00:42:41,429
<i>and then smoking pot</i>

899
00:42:41,512 --> 00:42:44,599
<i>and then smoking crack can lead
to questionable decisions.</i>

900
00:42:44,682 --> 00:42:47,143
<i>- Can we get out of here?
- I got to get that image</i>

901
00:42:47,226 --> 00:42:49,437
<i>out of my head
of that girl hopping after me.</i>

902
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,688
<i>Hop, hop, hop, hop.</i>

903
00:42:50,772 --> 00:42:52,356
<i>- At least
you still got the car.</i>

904
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,110
<i>- And a half a bottle
of massively overpriced wine.</i>

905
00:42:56,194 --> 00:42:58,196
<i>- It's that guy.
Let's go.</i>

906
00:42:58,279 --> 00:42:59,530
<i>- Dad?
- Hmm?</i>

907
00:42:59,614 --> 00:43:00,615
<i>- You know them?</i>

908
00:43:00,698 --> 00:43:02,575
<i>- Who?</i>

909
00:43:02,658 --> 00:43:04,911
<i>Jesus Christ!</i>

910
00:43:04,994 --> 00:43:06,621
<i>- Get off him.</i>

911
00:43:06,704 --> 00:43:09,916
<i>- I gave the leg back.
- What leg?</i>

912
00:43:09,999 --> 00:43:13,252
<i>- Okay, whoa, hold...What...Just...
What is this about again?</i>

913
00:43:13,336 --> 00:43:14,962
<i>- Demitri.
He works with us.</i>

914
00:43:15,046 --> 00:43:16,923
<i>And you ran him over with
this Porsche two nights ago.</i>

915
00:43:17,006 --> 00:43:18,591
<i>- Oh geez.
- He's in the hospital.</i>

916
00:43:18,674 --> 00:43:20,802
<i>Full body cast.</i>

917
00:43:20,885 --> 00:43:22,345
<i>They're calling the cops.
- Wait.</i>

918
00:43:22,428 --> 00:43:24,055
<i>Come on.
We can work this out.</i>

919
00:43:24,138 --> 00:43:25,098
<i>- You pay his medical bills?</i>

920
00:43:25,181 --> 00:43:26,933
<i>- Of course.</i>

921
00:43:27,016 --> 00:43:29,018
<i>Well, eventually. I'm a little
tight on cash right now.</i>

922
00:43:29,102 --> 00:43:31,270
<i>- Call.
- Okay. Stop. My car.</i>

923
00:43:31,354 --> 00:43:32,480
<i>My sweet car.</i>

924
00:43:32,563 --> 00:43:34,148
<i>Huh?
What about that?</i>

925
00:43:34,232 --> 00:43:36,484
<i>- It's fucked up
from where you hit demitri.</i>

926
00:43:36,567 --> 00:43:39,862
<i>- No. Come...With a little paint
and some bondo,</i>

927
00:43:39,946 --> 00:43:42,323
<i>it's good as new.</i>

928
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,077
<i>What do you say?</i>

929
00:43:59,924 --> 00:44:01,342
<i>- Oh, table seven's
ready to order.</i>

930
00:44:01,425 --> 00:44:02,844
<i>Table five needs a salad.</i>

931
00:44:02,927 --> 00:44:05,638
<i>- Oh, shit. Sorry.
- You okay?</i>

932
00:44:05,721 --> 00:44:07,849
<i>I know you weren't
feeling well.</i>

933
00:44:07,932 --> 00:44:09,642
<i>- Upset stomach.
I'm feeling better.</i>

934
00:44:09,725 --> 00:44:11,144
<i>- I'll get table seven
for you.</i>

935
00:44:11,227 --> 00:44:14,522
<i>- Thanks.</i>

936
00:44:14,605 --> 00:44:16,190
<i>Oh, you wanted soda.</i>

937
00:44:16,274 --> 00:44:18,025
<i>Coming up.</i>

938
00:44:18,109 --> 00:44:20,945
<i>- Hey.</i>

939
00:44:21,028 --> 00:44:22,196
<i>How's it going?</i>

940
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,408
<i>- Good.
- Come here, you old dog.</i>

941
00:44:25,491 --> 00:44:27,785
<i>- You better tell your boyfriend
and his buddies to cut it out.</i>

942
00:44:27,869 --> 00:44:29,328
<i>Otherwise,
they're gonna have to go.</i>

943
00:44:29,412 --> 00:44:30,872
<i>- Sorry.</i>

944
00:44:30,955 --> 00:44:32,123
<i>Okay, rockers.</i>

945
00:44:32,206 --> 00:44:33,499
<i>You can't just be sitting...</i>

946
00:44:35,126 --> 00:44:36,544
<i>- ♪ Here comes the bride ♪</i>

947
00:44:39,422 --> 00:44:45,970
<i>♪ Dah dah-dah dah
dah-dah dah dah-dah ♪</i>

948
00:44:46,053 --> 00:44:48,848
<i>- Ladies...ladies
and gentlemen, our bass player</i>

949
00:44:48,931 --> 00:44:52,685
<i>went off and got married today
to this beautiful woman.</i>

950
00:44:52,768 --> 00:44:54,228
<i>So this is their honeymoon,
so we're gonna</i>

951
00:44:54,312 --> 00:44:55,730
<i>make a little bit of noise.</i>

952
00:44:55,813 --> 00:44:58,065
<i>Please welcome the newlyweds,
Gus and Fiona.</i>

953
00:45:02,278 --> 00:45:09,493
<i>- ♪ Dah dah dah-dah
dah dah dah dah ♪</i>

954
00:45:11,662 --> 00:45:16,083
<i>- Okay, this is
an electric car</i>

955
00:45:16,167 --> 00:45:18,085
<i>that folds into itself</i>

956
00:45:18,169 --> 00:45:21,672
<i>so it can fit and park
in tight spaces.</i>

957
00:45:21,756 --> 00:45:23,424
<i>- That's nice.
- Yeah. The wheels,</i>

958
00:45:23,507 --> 00:45:27,136
<i>they turn separately so you can
rotate and stay in one spot.</i>

959
00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:28,596
<i>Guess where the motor is.</i>

960
00:45:28,679 --> 00:45:30,723
<i>- Well, it's not in the back,
right?</i>

961
00:45:30,806 --> 00:45:32,600
<i>And does it have air bags?</i>

962
00:45:32,683 --> 00:45:34,936
<i>- Yep.</i>

963
00:45:35,019 --> 00:45:38,606
<i>- Well, it's not
in the front either.</i>

964
00:45:38,689 --> 00:45:41,984
<i>Wait, are...Are...Are the engines
in the wheels?</i>

965
00:45:42,068 --> 00:45:44,111
<i>- Yes. There's one
in each wheel.</i>

966
00:45:44,195 --> 00:45:45,696
<i>- That's very fucking cool.</i>

967
00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:47,281
<i>- We're out by the pool
drinking cocktails.</i>

968
00:45:47,365 --> 00:45:49,075
<i>- Uh, yeah. Yeah.
I'll be there in a minute.</i>

969
00:45:49,158 --> 00:45:51,118
<i>Is that okay?
- Okay, now this...</i>

970
00:45:51,202 --> 00:45:53,496
<i>This was an attempt
to make a plastic film</i>

971
00:45:53,579 --> 00:45:54,997
<i>that's electrically active.</i>

972
00:45:55,081 --> 00:45:56,958
<i>And I still haven't gotten
it to work yet.</i>

973
00:45:57,041 --> 00:45:58,793
<i>- Are you guys
actually bonding?</i>

974
00:45:58,876 --> 00:46:00,461
<i>I'm not sure
I'm comfortable with that.</i>

975
00:46:00,544 --> 00:46:02,171
<i>- We're only doing it
to annoy you, honey.</i>

976
00:46:02,255 --> 00:46:04,715
<i>Okay, come. Check this out.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

977
00:46:04,799 --> 00:46:06,217
<i>Just one minute.</i>

978
00:46:11,347 --> 00:46:12,807
<i>You still have to heat
and treat it, right?</i>

979
00:46:12,890 --> 00:46:14,517
<i>- Yeah, to kill the spores
and dry it out.</i>

980
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,061
<i>Now despite my daughter's
giving me shit,</i>

981
00:46:17,144 --> 00:46:18,604
<i>it does not smell
like mushrooms.</i>

982
00:46:18,688 --> 00:46:20,773
<i>It is, however,</i>

983
00:46:20,856 --> 00:46:24,402
<i>a good hiding place.
- Shit.</i>

984
00:46:24,485 --> 00:46:27,446
<i>- Now I assume,
as a young delinquent,</i>

985
00:46:27,530 --> 00:46:28,781
<i>you smoke pot?
- Mm-hmm.</i>

986
00:46:28,864 --> 00:46:30,491
<i>Yeah, when I'm not
shooting smack.</i>

987
00:46:37,540 --> 00:46:39,000
<i>- What courses you taking?</i>

988
00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:40,710
<i>- Thermodynamics.
You know,</i>

989
00:46:40,793 --> 00:46:42,586
<i>I really want to get into the
aerospace engineering</i>

990
00:46:42,670 --> 00:46:43,838
<i>program at school.</i>

991
00:46:43,921 --> 00:46:46,299
<i>- What are you doing
this summer?</i>

992
00:46:46,382 --> 00:46:50,011
<i>- Construction, demo.
In Chicago.</i>

993
00:46:50,094 --> 00:46:53,389
<i>You know, I'm pretty much just
hauling cement in a wheelbarrow.</i>

994
00:46:53,472 --> 00:46:56,475
<i>- Why?</i>

995
00:46:56,559 --> 00:46:58,728
<i>- 'Cause it's a job.</i>

996
00:46:58,811 --> 00:47:01,272
<i>- Next time,
I'll get you a paid internship.</i>

997
00:47:01,355 --> 00:47:04,233
<i>You know, you're headed
for a serious career, right?</i>

998
00:47:07,403 --> 00:47:08,321
<i>- Here you go.</i>

999
00:47:08,404 --> 00:47:12,825
<i>Ah, thank you so much.</i>

1000
00:47:12,908 --> 00:47:17,038
<i>A beer for my husband.</i>

1001
00:47:20,624 --> 00:47:22,001
<i>- Hey, go on home.
We got this.</i>

1002
00:47:22,084 --> 00:47:23,294
<i>- But I've got three tables,</i>

1003
00:47:23,377 --> 00:47:25,087
<i>and the tips
right now are so good.</i>

1004
00:47:25,171 --> 00:47:27,048
<i>- Now I got why you
wanted the shift covered.</i>

1005
00:47:27,131 --> 00:47:31,260
<i>From now on, any time
you get married, take the day.</i>

1006
00:47:31,344 --> 00:47:33,179
<i>- It's not a joke.</i>

1007
00:47:33,262 --> 00:47:36,015
<i>- Fiona pfender.
Pleased to meet you.</i>

1008
00:47:36,098 --> 00:47:37,808
<i>- When you go for it,
you really go for it.</i>

1009
00:47:37,892 --> 00:47:39,310
<i>- It's crazy, right?
I don't know.</i>

1010
00:47:39,393 --> 00:47:41,020
<i>It...it seems right.</i>

1011
00:47:41,103 --> 00:47:43,689
<i>- He's great.
We're really happy for you.</i>

1012
00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:47,401
<i>Sure we are.</i>

1013
00:47:47,485 --> 00:47:50,488
<i>- Just don't lie about it
next time, okay?</i>

1014
00:47:50,571 --> 00:47:55,159
<i>Hey.</i>

1015
00:47:55,242 --> 00:47:56,702
<i>- Hey.
You coming home tonight?</i>

1016
00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:58,746
<i>- Everything okay?
- Everything's fine.</i>

1017
00:47:58,829 --> 00:48:01,374
<i>Just wanted to let you know
I am not going on the pill.</i>

1018
00:48:01,457 --> 00:48:02,917
<i>- Why not?
- I looked it up.</i>

1019
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,168
<i>The pill reduces
muscle mass,</i>

1020
00:48:04,251 --> 00:48:05,836
<i>affects mood
and water retention.</i>

1021
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,630
<i>Probably not a good idea now
that I'm training.</i>

1022
00:48:07,713 --> 00:48:08,881
<i>- Training for what?</i>

1023
00:48:08,964 --> 00:48:10,299
<i>- Aw, I'll tell you later.</i>

1024
00:48:10,383 --> 00:48:11,384
<i>You at work?</i>

1025
00:48:11,467 --> 00:48:12,885
<i>- Yeah.</i>

1026
00:48:12,968 --> 00:48:14,845
<i>Today was...</i>

1027
00:48:14,929 --> 00:48:18,641
<i>- What?</i>

1028
00:48:18,724 --> 00:48:19,892
<i>- I'll be home
in the morning, okay?</i>

1029
00:48:19,975 --> 00:48:21,143
<i>Can you...Can you watch Liam
for me?</i>

1030
00:48:21,227 --> 00:48:22,186
<i>Tell him I love him?</i>

1031
00:48:22,269 --> 00:48:23,687
<i>- Yeah, absolutely. Bye.</i>

1032
00:48:23,771 --> 00:48:25,689
<i>- Bye.</i>

1033
00:48:31,237 --> 00:48:32,738
<i>- What the fuck is this?</i>

1034
00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:34,698
<i>- It's more suitcases.
We got dress shirts,</i>

1035
00:48:34,782 --> 00:48:35,991
<i>shoes, sweaters,
pretty much everything</i>

1036
00:48:36,075 --> 00:48:37,368
<i>- wait, you went back
to the airport?</i>

1037
00:48:37,451 --> 00:48:39,161
<i>- Yeah, why not?
- 'Cause it's fucking risky</i>

1038
00:48:39,245 --> 00:48:40,246
<i>is why not.</i>

1039
00:48:40,329 --> 00:48:41,539
<i>Most of this ain't
worth shit anyway.</i>

1040
00:48:41,622 --> 00:48:43,290
<i>It's old clothes
and fucking hair dryers.</i>

1041
00:48:43,374 --> 00:48:45,251
<i>- Hair dryers. Yeah. We got
toiletries over here, okay?</i>

1042
00:48:45,334 --> 00:48:46,961
<i>- Are you listening to me?
There's better ways to make</i>

1043
00:48:47,044 --> 00:48:48,087
<i>money, man.
What are you doing?</i>

1044
00:48:49,797 --> 00:48:51,674
<i>- Why you putting everything
on the fucking porch?</i>

1045
00:48:53,509 --> 00:48:55,928
<i>- Why are there boots
in the sneakers pile?</i>

1046
00:48:56,011 --> 00:48:58,722
<i>We got to keep
this organized, okay?</i>

1047
00:48:58,806 --> 00:49:00,766
<i>Where are the belts?</i>

1048
00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,059
<i>I thought
I put them there.</i>

1049
00:49:02,143 --> 00:49:05,146
<i>Obviously,
they've been moved.</i>

1050
00:49:05,229 --> 00:49:06,897
<i>- Your boyfriend's losing
his shit.</i>

1051
00:49:06,981 --> 00:49:11,777
<i>- Mickey, help me keep
this organized, okay?</i>

1052
00:49:15,322 --> 00:49:16,407
<i>- Oh, hey, babe.
- Hey.</i>

1053
00:49:16,490 --> 00:49:17,658
<i>- What?
Did you work a double?</i>

1054
00:49:17,741 --> 00:49:19,452
<i>- Paco got sick.</i>

1055
00:49:19,535 --> 00:49:20,828
<i>How was your day?</i>

1056
00:49:20,911 --> 00:49:22,121
<i>- Oh, my gosh.</i>

1057
00:49:22,204 --> 00:49:24,498
<i>So Amy looks up at me
and says, "da."</i>

1058
00:49:24,582 --> 00:49:25,749
<i>Can you believe that?</i>

1059
00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:27,042
<i>My little baby girl.</i>

1060
00:49:27,126 --> 00:49:29,336
<i>She's halfway to dada.</i>

1061
00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:31,130
<i>- Last night, I had an orgasm
with a stranger</i>

1062
00:49:31,213 --> 00:49:33,966
<i>on the dance floor.
- You had an orgasm?</i>

1063
00:49:34,049 --> 00:49:36,969
<i>- Grinding on the dance floor.
- Wait.</i>

1064
00:49:37,052 --> 00:49:39,138
<i>But not...Not like a...
Not like...</i>

1065
00:49:39,221 --> 00:49:40,639
<i>Like...like...
Like a real orgasm.</i>

1066
00:49:40,723 --> 00:49:42,141
<i>You mean, like,
you just had a good time?</i>

1067
00:49:42,224 --> 00:49:44,435
<i>- No, I mean a real orgasm
with another man.</i>

1068
00:49:44,518 --> 00:49:46,145
<i>It didn't even take
a whole song.</i>

1069
00:49:46,228 --> 00:49:47,938
<i>That's how horny I am.</i>

1070
00:49:48,022 --> 00:49:50,608
<i>Used to be I could dry hump for
45 minutes before getting off.</i>

1071
00:49:50,691 --> 00:49:52,526
<i>Now it's two grinds.</i>

1072
00:49:55,112 --> 00:49:57,031
<i>You know what
that orgasm was?</i>

1073
00:49:57,114 --> 00:49:58,949
<i>That was a cry for help
from my coochie</i>

1074
00:49:59,033 --> 00:50:01,035
<i>saying things
ain't right at home.</i>

1075
00:50:06,707 --> 00:50:10,377
<i>- ♪ never made a summer ♪</i>

1076
00:50:10,461 --> 00:50:15,674
<i>♪ oh, you know
it can't be found ♪</i>

1077
00:50:15,758 --> 00:50:19,428
<i>♪ youth is always pretty ♪</i>

1078
00:50:19,512 --> 00:50:23,516
<i>♪ oh, you know
it can't be found ♪</i>

1079
00:50:23,599 --> 00:50:25,976
<i>♪ what you've seen ♪</i>

1080
00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:28,354
<i>♪ all over ♪</i>

1081
00:50:28,437 --> 00:50:30,481
<i>♪ you'll hear it ♪</i>

1082
00:50:30,564 --> 00:50:32,233
<i>♪ all over ♪</i>

1083
00:50:32,316 --> 00:50:34,902
<i>♪ and you'll feel it ♪</i>

1084
00:50:34,985 --> 00:50:36,820
<i>♪ all over ♪</i>

1085
00:50:36,904 --> 00:50:42,535
<i>♪ and you'll know
it's me ♪</i>

1086
00:50:42,618 --> 00:50:45,162
<i>♪ he's in bad condition ♪</i>

1087
00:50:45,246 --> 00:50:46,455
<i>- I'll clean up.
- Oh, okay.</i>

1088
00:50:46,539 --> 00:50:51,418
<i>- ♪ Hiding in the hands
all day ♪</i>

1089
00:50:51,502 --> 00:50:55,673
<i>♪ couldn't make decisions ♪</i>

1090
00:50:55,756 --> 00:50:59,510
<i>♪ oh, I might have lost
his way ♪</i>

1091
00:50:59,593 --> 00:51:02,304
<i>♪ but you'll just see it ♪</i>

1092
00:51:02,388 --> 00:51:04,265
<i>♪ all over ♪</i>

1093
00:51:04,348 --> 00:51:06,600
<i>♪ you'll hear it ♪</i>

1094
00:51:06,684 --> 00:51:08,602
<i>♪ all over ♪</i>

1095
00:51:08,686 --> 00:51:11,063
<i>♪ and you'll feel it ♪</i>

1096
00:51:11,146 --> 00:51:13,023
<i>♪ all over ♪</i>

1097
00:51:13,107 --> 00:51:17,528
<i>♪ and you'll know
it's me ♪</i>

1098
00:51:17,611 --> 00:51:22,658
<i>♪ and you'll
know it's me ♪</i>

1099
00:51:22,741 --> 00:51:25,703
<i>- Teener, 1.7.</i>

1100
00:51:25,786 --> 00:51:28,080
<i>Flap, 0.25.</i>

1101
00:51:28,163 --> 00:51:32,001
<i>8 ball, 2.5?</i>

1102
00:51:32,084 --> 00:51:33,460
<i>Shit.</i>

1103
00:51:47,558 --> 00:51:50,603
<i>- ♪ dancing through my
window today ♪</i>

1104
00:51:50,686 --> 00:51:54,398
<i>♪ found love
I knew you'd stay ♪</i>

1105
00:51:54,481 --> 00:51:57,860
<i>♪ when I saw you
first I thought ♪</i>

1106
00:51:57,943 --> 00:52:00,529
<i>♪ that no one other
could see my heart ♪</i>